Is it just me...or has the dating scene gotten to be very lame? The single girl (i.e., me) tries to keep an open mind and a positive attitude...but it becomes very difficult when she keeps running head on into insanity. Ever go toe to toe with insanity....let's just say, it's a losing battle!
At any rate, I am at the point that I want to carry around my personal add in at least a 11 X 17 size... that says - Single Girl Seeking the following:
Honest guy...unmarried guy and/or unattached guy (*Definition: there is no one that thinks she's attached) ...and wait also (separated doesn't count). Must be well-kept (bathes regularly,...irons his clothes...and has an eye for style...(Note: he doesn't have to be fashion forward, but wearing 1980's fashions isn't quite as attractive on guys)... have steady job (*a steady job does not include working on getting your life together---what the hell does that mean!)...must have a car...MUST have a car that runs...not a car parked in your yard, or one that has been repo-ed...must know the difference between being confident and cocky...must be able to hold a conversation outside of text messages - LOL, LMAO, OMG and ROTFL do not count as conversation. A girl likes to get a phone call every now and then... GEEZ! And if he communicates via text messages ...NO SPELLING ERRORS! No smokers! Must have own space, no living with parents...and definitely don't think just because we went out on one date that you can move in with me! (Leave your bag and your items at home...and Hell NO...you can not have a key to my house!) Once these initial prerequisites have been met...he must be nice, considerate, down to earth, compassionate and passionate! And as my mom used to say..."can he have a bit of damn common-sense!" Only qualified and serious applicants need apply! Review of applications will begin immediately....
But maybe it's just me...maybe you haven't run into these guys...if not, you're lucky! And I know some of you may say, I'm picky...but I don't think anything on this list should not be expected...most of it is just basic common courtesy and chivalry. Whatever happened to being courted...? Hmmm....Single Girl Seeking Relief from Dating Chaos!
And that is straight out of The She-Spot!
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Well, well, well...
ReplyDeleteUs men, would like a female without a hidden agenda.
Us men, would gladly appreciate it if women kenw what they wanted & not what y'all want today or what y'all want this week.
Us men, would love if y'all women found some type of "closure" before starking up a new relationship.
Us men, would like it if we had some type of understanding afterwards such as: are just "emergency dicks in a glass" or "a start of sumthing new"?
Us men, would love if y'all have your jealous ass "babydaddy situation" under control.
Now, I can go on & on, but refuse to get into a tit for tat exchange because I believe that's a clear sign of dysfunction.
And since your last name is NOT Obama, 1st name Michelle & mine is NOT Barack then I suggest you work wit a nigga.
I'm just saying... a diamond is made outta coal that last time I checked! Call him your rose that you found in the concrete, which doesn't happen on the daily, sweetheart!
But, good luck wit hunting down this guy you're lookin for!
Like to send a Special Shout out to Tiger Woods... Keep yo head up, Playboy!!!
Thanks brother for your commentary...I will take it under advisement! :)
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